I have friends that accuse me of going too far on a regular basis. They claim I have no internal controls. This means I am capable of saying anything whenever the spirit moves me.

I have never been to Ibiza, never felt like I wanted to go to Ibiza, and I don’t own a blow-up doll. Man-banned-life-bringing-blow-doll-flight-Ibiza-

So those reports of my unreasonable behavior are prone to exaggeration.