You go girl. This could be a first, a guy getting the riot act read to him for not dragging an ole gal to bed.

Mine would go like this:

Me: “I’m sorry what was that?”

Me: “Me, you want to have sex with me? You’re kidding right? Smith put you up to this?”

Me: “The last time, you mean with another person?”

Me: “Wow me and a hard body, oh yes take it off, 40 years, I’ve been waiting 40 years for my first bald beaver! whew, whew!”

Me, “Thank you, I’m done, almost getting it out of my pants, that counts as sex doesn’t it, doesn’t it? Well I’m counting it.”