Caught on the Horns of a Dilemma

It’s becoming clear that San Bernardino Shooting was an act of terror.  Sayeed posed a double threat, he was a Muslim and he was trained as an environmentalist. President Plausible is going to have to be really creative to avoid blaming one of his two favorite groups.

The Gateway Pundit is reporting that the California husband and wife terrorists were wearing  GOPRO video cameras at the time of their deaths. There is no word as to whether they were able to download any videos prior to their last shootout.  This is a tactic that has been used by Jihadist s in Europe.  

What kind of spin is President Plausible, you know the guy with no clothes but don’t his suits fit well, going to put on this?  Here are three that are likely.

Ahhhhh “Music Videos yeah that’s it , they were making a music video when the cops gunned them down for no reason.

Global Warming, he was an environmental specialist he was going to document global warming.  They were carrying guns because a squirrel attacked 8 people in Marin County. The squirrel was probably crazed by global warming.

What Cameras?