Blow Hards and Blow Jobs

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In Austin, Texas, Alex Jones of Infowars fame is going through a divorce trial. The New York Daily News reports Jones made the following claim:

“I’d already had probably — I hate to brag, but I’m not bragging, it’s actually shameful — probably 150 women or more, that’s conservative,” he added. “I’d already had over 150 women; I’d already been in fights with full-grown men. I was already dating college girls by the time I was 15 years old. I was already a man at 16.” Alex-Jones-claims-slept-150-women-age-16- 

I believe him, in Playboy of the time, there was a Playmate pictorial with fold out, a short pictorial of three or four pages usually of an up and coming starlet. Finally, there was the feature: “Girls of the …., Girls of …., Playmate of the year. Let’s see that’s 12 centerfolds + 12 starlets, plus 12 “Girls of…”, x 12 that equals 168. It could be more if one counted the Vargas girls and Little Orphan Annie.

Yeah, it’s doable. Jones doesn’t say anything to indicate the women were present or aware when he was having sex. Just think, if it weren’t for Playboy, Alex Jones might have been a star pitcher, if only the elbow had held up.