BJ Bill in the Saddle Again

I know, I know, sour grapes. My first novel didn’t get me a cash advance or a TV deal. Bill Clinton’s first novel to become a Showtime TV series in major deal. Clinton and James Patterson’s upcoming thriller, The President Is Missing, getting series treatment

JAMES HIBBERD @JAMESHIBBERD

POSTED ON SEPTEMBER 22, 2017 AT 11:00AM EDT

~~Blow Job~~ Bill Clinton, former President, ~~and Serial Rapis~~t has landed a major TV series deal. The former president and bestselling author James Patterson have selected Showtime to adapt their upcoming thriller, The President Is Missing. The novel, set to be published in 2018, tells the story of a sitting U.S. president’s mysterious disappearance with the level of detail that only someone who has held the highest office can know.

I have never been a fan of Patterson. The one and a half novels of his that I struggled through seemed like they had been phoned in by an old whore, whose heart wasn’t in it. Given the company he keeps, it seems I was right.

My prediction is that BJ Bill will be found on Epstein’s island hiding under a naked fifteen-year-old bimbo.