BJ Bill in the Saddle Again


I know, I know, sour grapes. My first novel didn’t get me a cash advance or a TV deal. Bill Clinton’s first novel to become a Showtime TV series in major deal. Clinton and James Patterson’s upcoming thriller, The President Is Missing, getting series treatment


I have never been a fan of Patterson. The one and a half novels of his that I struggled through seemed like they had been phoned in by an old whore, whose heart wasn’t in it. Given the company he keeps, it seems I was right.

My prediction is that BJ Bill will be found on Epstein’s island hiding under a naked fifteen-year-old bimbo.