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The Vatican refused to allow Biden turn his meeting with the Pope into a photo op. If Amy Tarkanian is to be believed Basement Joe ought to be damn glad of it. I don’t know if it is true, but I’m happy to pass the rumor on.

According to a tweet released by Amy Tarkanian. During a meeting with the Pope Basement Joe shit all over himself thus extending the meeting until he could be made presentable. As far as we know, not since “Blazing Saddles” has a chief executive appeared in a meeting in his shorts. No word as to whether the Pope performed a miracle or the Vatican just has an efficient dry cleaner.

The word around Rome is that Biden’s meeting with the Pope was unusually long because Biden had a bit of an “bathroom accident” at the Vatican & it had to be addressed prior to him leaving. I know we joke often about this, but this is the actual rumor going around Rome now.5:09 AM · Oct 30, 2021·Twitter for iPhone

Amy Tarkanian@MrsT106

Being responsive to the times I will no longer refer to Basement Joe as Basement Joe. I dub thee “Poopy Pants Joe.” The most incontinent President ever!

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