President Poopy Pants Strikes Again

President Poopy Pants and Duchess of Cornwall

During a conversation with the Duchess of Cornwall President Poopy Pants let rip a long drawn out fart. The fart part is speculation, no word on skid marks. It was apparently the highlight of the conversation because the Duchess can’t stop talking about it.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2021/11/07/camilla-blown-away-after-hearing-joe-biden-loudly-fart/

The Duchess of Cornwall has reportedly been telling close associates President Joe Biden made his own contribution to global supplies of natural gas when he farted “loudly” in front of her at the Glasgow COP26 climate conference.

Queen Elizabeth was riding in a horse drawn carriage with a distinguished guest. One of the horses let loose with a long drawn out fart. The odor drifted back to the carriage. At the urging of her husband Prince Phillip the Queen apologized. The guest assured her that no apology was necessary, he had assumed it was the horse.
The Queen once got accused of farting loudly and trying to blame it on the horses – Mirror Online

How times have changed! In 1775 the British were recipients of the “Shot heard Round the World” at Lexington and Concord.

In 2021 President Poopy Pants fired another shot at the British, also heard round the world.

Do farts have lumps?