Obama Ends Cold War, US Unconditionally Surrenders to Cuba

How embarrassing?  The One executes the shoulder hug with the deftness of a fifteen year old on a first date and FAILS. There is a video, he tries twice and the old man damn near wrestles Obama to the ground. 

It’s a shame when your value in a photo op doesn’t extend as long as the photo op. Even his heroes don’t want anything to do with him. 

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