Sensitivity is a slogan on a condom wrapper.

Pro-abortion folks screech that a woman should be able to control her own body.  Hows that working out? Seems like if women controlled their own bodies they wouldn’t get pregnant, in the first place. Roe v Wade is settled law, bad law but settled never-the-less. It is time to investigate other alternatives.

My inclination is to give pro-abortion folks what they want. No government interference. That means no money, not for Planned Parenthood, nor Medicaid abortions, no funding for birth control methods and no regulation of abortion providers. No laws supporting or limiting abortion. That will eliminate the government interference that they decry.

Since birth control pills are expensive and diaphragms and condoms are to complex for the average woman to use, an alternative is needed. I have it. Blow Jobs. I admit there may be a learning curve. I guess the feminists could get together with gay males for pointers. As the picture below illustrates there are some misconceptions that need to be addressed.

In the spirit of women controlling their own body, I’m open. I don’t care whether she spits or swallows, just as long as the blow jobs keep coming. 

This is a win win. It will keep dad home on the farm. It eliminates straining a limited intellect to remember to take a pill or manipulate a piece of latex. No more unintended pregnancies. 

There I fixed it!