The past couple of weeks have caused a great deal of hysteria. Civil discourse is a thing of the past. In my own small way, I would like to offer a solution.

The first step is for women to re-familiarize themselves with the room pictured and the appliances. 

Next is to apply themselves to a task to which they are suited. Here is an easy to follow recipe for cookies.

Don’t worry your little heads about politics, policy and deep thoughts. Let your betters do that.

There, I fixed it!