I Triple Dog Dare China

China has threatened to shoot down Pelosi’s airplane if it enters Taiwan airspace. Normally I would call their bluff and issue a double dog dare. That is defined as follows:

A phrase used in elementary school to pressure someone into a situation. 

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China Warns: Pelosi Trip Marks ‘Invasion’ and Military Has Right to Fire on Her Plane

https://freebeacon.com/national-security/china-warns-pelosi-trip-marks-invasion-and-military-has-right-to-fire-on-her-plane/

In this instance, I’m gonna escalate it to a Triple Dog Dare.

And I’m gonna throw in a Texas challenge, “You ain’t gotta hair on your ass!”

It’s China’s move.