Police revealed that they have arrested a deranged individual who was stalking Senator Diane Feinstein in an assassination plot. According to the police spokesman, the Senator was never in any danger. Her stalker was equipped with a Vampire Killer kit. (Below)

The attempt was destined to fail for the reasons stated by Bert Prelutsky.

“Frankly, I don’t know what it is about California, but we seem to have a strange urge to elect really obnoxious women to high office. I’m not bragging, you understand, but no other state, including Maine, even comes close. When it comes to sending left-wing dingbats to Washington, we’re Number One. There’s no getting around the fact that the last time anyone saw the likes of Barbara Boxer, Dianne Feinstein, Maxine Waters, Kamala Harris, and Nancy Pelosi, they were stirring a cauldron when the curtain went up on ‘ Macbeth ‘. The five of them are like jackasses who happen to possess the gift of blab You don’t know if you should condemn them for their stupidity or simply marvel at their ability to form words.”

Columnist Burt Prelutsky,
Los Angeles Times

Everybody knows that the only way to kill a witch is by burning at the stake.