Crazy As A Shit House Rat

Republican Candidate for Mayor of Philadelphia

Despite claims to the contrary, there are no Republicans in the Northeast. The Philadelphia Republican party has determined the best and brightest candidate is a recovering coke snorting welfare queen. She is self admittedly crazier than a shithouse rat. She wants the position of Mayor but doesn’t plan on doing the work. She says that is what a staff is for.

Goggins said her mental illnesses materialized after she stopped snorting cocaine in 2005.
“When I first got clean from snorting cocaine and being a functioning addict,

Republican Mayoral Candidate Daphne Goggins

There is a certain symmetry in play here. A candidate who is crazier than a shit house rat wanting to govern a shithole. I like it.