I don’t want to sound like an old fart, bitching about kids these days. But kids these days… Here is an IM string. For all you other old farts that is instant message. It is no longer necessary or even desirable to actually speak with the other person.

Next time you are in a restaurant where there are young people, watch. You will find them sitting at the same table, IPhones in hand, thumbs a twitching, shooting messages thru the ether, to land eighteen inches away, at the same table.

Dude, about your girlfriend. But wait it gets worse.

The truly frightening thing is that these idiots are probably old enough to vote.