I admit it. I’m old, set in my ways and crotchety. I won’t even argue, if you prefer to say I’m an asshole. I earned it! There are some things I’d never thought I’d say. Times change.

For Instance:

• “Teddy Kennedy ought to be a candidate for sainthood.”
• “Of course I’m a registered Democrat.”
• “I drive a Prius.”
• (At a girls high school track meet). “Look at the balls on that chick!”

I’m not sure I recall the eye color of any of my exs.