Some Things I Thought I’d Never Say

Girls High school track meet

I admit it. I’m old, set in my ways and crotchety. I won’t even argue, if you prefer to say I’m an asshole. I earned it! There are some things I’d never thought I’d say. Times change.

For Instance:

  • “Teddy Kennedy ought to be a candidate for sainthood.”
  • “Of course I’m a registered Democrat.”
  • “I drive a Prius.”
  • (At a girls high school track meet). “Look at the balls on that chick!”

I’m not sure I recall the eye color of any of my exs.