A large mountain lion was living under a woman’s porch and feasting on neighborhood pets. An ex-NFL player hunted it down and killed it. Ho hum, but for this notable quote:
Former Denver Broncos defensive lineman Derek Wolfe tracked and killed a 200-pound, 8.5-foot mountain lion that was terrorizing a Colorado community with nothing but a bow and arrow.
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That’s nothing. The late, great Groucho Marx recounted his hunting expedition:
