I realize that I have fallen into a rut. Referring to liberals as scum suckers, fascists, idiots and the like may be true. However, these terms suffer from over use and a distinct lack of variety. Fortunately there is a solution.
Sad and Useless Humor has supplied a handy dandy insult generator that guarantees a certain Shakespearean classiness while also providing variety. Give it a whirl.
Try it out, I did!
- For Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: “Thou mewling dizzy-eyed strumpet”
- For Robert Mueller: “Thou dissembling swag-bellied canker-blossom”
I feel classier already!