Public Service

Don Rickles

I realize that I have fallen into a rut. Referring to liberals as scum suckers, fascists, idiots and the like may be true. However, these terms suffer from over use and a distinct lack of variety. Fortunately there is a solution.

Sad and Useless Humor has supplied a handy dandy insult generator that guarantees a certain Shakespearean classiness while also providing variety. Give it a whirl.

Try it out, I did!

  • For Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: “Thou mewling dizzy-eyed strumpet”
  • For Robert Mueller: “Thou dissembling swag-bellied canker-blossom”

I feel classier already!