Just Asking… For A Friend

Jeffrey Toobin, trendsetter!

I saw this posting. This seems to be a chicken or the egg conundrum. It leads to two questions. (1) Are more people jerking off during the pandemic compared to the past. or (2) Are fewer people lying about self abuse? That is only the beginning. I came up with additional questions.
https://www.studyfinds.org/singles-pleasuring-themselves-more-than-ever-during-pandemic/

  • First, a lot of people are working from home. Are masturbation sessions acceptable only during coffee breaks or can people multitask?
  • People are masturbating multiple times during the day. If they are doing this while working from home is the resulting carpal tunnel injury covered by workman’s comp?
  • The article reports that many people are using pornography as a masturbatory aid. Is it racist to focus on one particular race?
  • In the spirit of inclusiveness are the masturbators viewing porn, required to alternate between straight, gay and transsexuals videos in their masturbatory efforts?
  • Is screaming, “Oh God, I’m coming!” during climax, prima facie evidence of a hate speech?

Going to work used to be so simple. Not any more.