I Don’t Care…

The producer of Scooby-Doo revealed that Velma, the fat dumpy chick that wears glasses, is a lesbian. I don’t care, just as long as the hot redhead is straight.

I guess it could be worse. Velma could have been doing Scooby-Doo. Nah, that would have been animal cruelty and upset the folks from PETA.