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James Madison University Issues Insane List of Allegedly Offensive Phrases

1. “Some of my best friends are …”
2. “I know exactly how you feel.”
3. “I don’t think of you as …”
4. “The same thing happens to me too.”
5. “It was only a joke! Don’t take things so seriously.”
6. “What do ‘your’ people think.”
7. “What are you?” or “Where are you really from?”
8. “I don’t see color” or “I’m color blind.”
9. “You are so articulate.”
10. “It is so much better than it used to be. Just be patient.”
11. “You speak the language very well.”
12. Asking black people about their hair or hygiene.
13. Saying to LBGTQ people “what you do in the privacy of your own bedroom is your business.”
14. “Yes, but you are a ‘good’ one.”
15. “You have such a pretty face.”
16. “I never owned slaves.”
17. “If you are going to live in this country, learn to speak the language!”
18. “She/he is a good person. She/he didn’t mean anything by it.”
19. “When I’ve said the same thing to other people like you, they don’t mind.”
20. Calling women “girls, honey, sweetie pie” or other familiar terms.
21. When people of color say, “It is not the same thing.”
22. When people of faith say, “Love the sinner, hate the sin.”
23. When white men say, “We are the ones being discriminated against now!”
24. Referring to older people as “cute.”
25. Asking a transgender person, “What are you really? A man or a woman?”
26. Referring to the significant other, partner, or spouse of a same gender couple as their “friend.”
27. “Why do ‘they’ (fill in the blank) always have to sit together? They are always sticking together.”
28. “People just need to pick themselves up by their bootstraps.”
29. People with disabilities are “courageous.”
30. “That’s so gay/queer. That’s so retarded.”
31. “I don’t see difference. We are all part of the same race, the human race.”
32. “I don’t care if you are pink, purple or orange, I treat all people the same.”
33. Asking a transgender person, “Have you had the operation.”
34. Saying to a Jewish person, “You are so lucky to have ‘your’ Christmas spread over a week!”
35. “Here’s another book on political correctness.”

I came up with a short list of my own. These are phrases I think normal people

would prefer not to hear.

  1. Freeze Bitch! I gotta knife…
  2. Fire! (in a Crowded theater)
  3.  This just in … NORAD has confirmed multiple ICBM launches from IRAN and N. Korea, time to impact 15 minutes
  4. Apparently your father was puttering in the front yard when a car drove by and shots were fired.
  5. You must have gained 50 to 75 pounds since you went away to school, you’re a real tub of lard now.
  6. No wonder you turned lesbian what man would have you?
  7. Protect the __________________ (fill in your favorite critter)
  8. Until you figure out how to ditch that Y chromosome you will always be George.
  9. COEXIST

Let me see If I have this straight.   Folks composed the first list condemning judgmental statements and those that make them. They have now made a judgment, against their better judgment or inclinations to publish this list. To accept the list is to adopt the list which requires only rote memory and no judgment. Adherents to this school of thought no longer have to deal with critical thought, just rote memory as new lists become available.  Wouldn’t it be easier to ban critical thinking and shut down colleges. What would we do with all those college professors? There will always be a need for ditch diggers.