Then they came for the toilet, this is serious!
I see a misdirection scheme here. This isn’t about productivity. This is an attack on manhood! Think about it. So called vegans want to take away steak. The anti-gunners want to disarm us. Now, these guys are trying to change toilet design. In each case men are the true target.
The intent is to make it uncomfortable to spend an extended time on the toilet. There goes man’s last refuge. Inroads have already been made in that direction, with the downsizing of newspapers and the dumbing down of journalism. Don’t take this insult sitting down.
The horror.