Strippers And Nuns Face-Off One More Time In Chicago Suburb

The problem with Headlines is that they rarely deliver on what they promise. Take this one from the Daily Caller.

My first thought was competing car washes. Sure you have strippers in Bikinis but I think the Nuns win on the quality of the car wash.

Then there is mud wrestling.  Again you have strippers in Bikinis but they are up against what pound for pound has to be the meanest fighters in the parochial school system. Gotta give this round to the Nuns.

I suppose one could try more intellectual pursuits, but same old thing, strippers in Bikinis. Ever try to get a stripper to sit still and focus on anything? Put up against Mother Theresa, “hey you got a worldwide following, we’ve got millions in charity donations, trust me overhead costs will cover your move out of the slums, you can have running water, a toilet!” Nope I’m staying. Once again, it’s no contest, Nuns.