Christmas Gift Ideas

The Christmas season can be a stressful time. As a cop, I narrowed the stressors to two causes. One, it is the one time of year when families get together. They discover the reason it is only once a year is because they really don’t like each other. Secondly, there is the search for the perfect gift. Not just one, but the perfect one for everybody on the shopping list. I can’t do anything about the first. I’ve got the second covered. Here are some suggestions.

The first hurdle is for Santa Clause to come and go without being detected.

Gift Exchanges have their own challenges.

Getting the perfect gift is a balancing act.

Just because you like it, doesn’t mean she will.
Hand made gifts are an option but not always appreciated.
I can’t think of anything better!
The crafts person may appreciate this.
It works for hamsters and gerbils!
Don’t forget the family dog. Chances are he will do anything to help and mingle.
No word on whether or not it whistles.
Real men don’t bidet. 
The 2018 Colt Christmas ad is for a Gay Porn site.
The downside of shoddy gift selection.

I hope that these suggestions are helpful. If you didn’t see something for the nieces and nephews remember the rule. You can’t go wrong when shopping for nieces and nephews if the gift makes lots of noise, needs batteries and requires some assembly.