This next story really needs the attention of a PJ O’Rourke or Dennis Miller but you got me. This is the second story I’ve seen about this topic in a week, so I guess there may be something to it. Possibly because of the “Brazillian Trend” women are starting the question the appearance of their vagina and asking what is aesthetically pleasing? What is normal? Mudflaps or no mudflaps? Labiaplasty-women-strive-normal-vaginas-what-does-normal-vagina-look-like-surgery/98629662/

I am not sure that men care what a vagina looks like when they have visitation rights to a particular vagina. Appearance and the ensuing commentary as to pleasing or not, only occur when men are peering at the lower unit of a super model or actress. This is a defense mechanism because the gulf between the picture and reality is measured in universes, not inches. So to forestall rejection the man acts first, “Yeah, she’s a cutie, but I think her labia is a 1/4 inch too long. Damn shame too, else I’d a …”

If you pay attention you will hear the same nitpicking attention to detail when men are talking about cars. “Yeah, that Mclaren P-1 is a hell of a car, just not sure about the scoop on the roof.” Ladies, I wager that if you buy him that car, you will never hear any mention of the roof scoop. Go ahead buy it see if I’m not right.

You ladies can try and blame men for this new found penchant for “cute vaginas.” That puts the new interest back on the ladies and that doesn’t make a whole lot of sense, given geography and topiary tastes. In years of marriage, I don’t believe I ever saw my ex’s vagina. She wasn’t particularly shy and occasionally we left the lights on. The undergrowth was such that it would have taken a crew of Mexican gardeners armed with weed whackers, brush hooks, and chainsaws to trim that pubic patch.

So the impetus for vaginal modification is female driven. Which again doesn’t make a whole lot of sense. Because of geography, most women have to rely on a mirror to see just how they are fixed. Caution, most makeup mirrors have a neutral side and a magnification side. Objects appearing in a magnification mirror may appear larger than the really are. Check your mirror prior to checking your equipment to eliminate false positives. Even with a mirror angles and viewpoints are limited. Oh well women will see what the want to see even if nobody else can.

Now, if we were talking performance issues, would it be possible to get the vaginal rugae to vibrate to the time of “Edward The Mad Shirt Grinder” (Nicky Hopkins Quicksilver version) during intercourse?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHbA7D60XkI