Thar She Blows

Ali Watkins, reporter, New York Times

Would Ali Watkins suck a dick for a story?  You betcha! Washington D.C. has a reputation for being a wide open, anything goes type of City.  This might hold with most things, but not blow jobs. Name another city where it is possible to get impeached, (Blow Job Bill Clinton, the Serial Rapist) or Indicted James Wolfe USAO-DC/press-release/file/1069836 for consensual sex.

Eureka! I have a plan for detecting leakers. Install a bank of black lights at all PAC and CACs. Guards will be able, at least, differentiate the spitters from the swallowers.

There I fixed it!