“Okay, Next I am going to ask you to lift your foot, it doesn’t matter which it is your choice.  No, not yet. Hold it about six inches off the ground… Not yet. Once you are holding it up I want you to count to twenty.”

“Excuse me? No, I don’t think this is how your Uncles made the United States Senate. I’m pretty sure failing this test kept Teddy from the Presidency; that or the murder.”