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Died, Very Suddenly, Demarcio Robertson, in Anderson County South Carolina at  2:00 am.  Robertson was trying to make new friends, when he and two associates kicked in the front door at 2:00 am.

The residents declined the invitation to play by firing a shotgun blast through the bedroom door.  Demarcio ran out of the residence and apparently bled out like a gut shot deer.

While the race of the involved parties is not given, the first name of the dearly departed suggests a passing resemblance to “The One” in the White House.

Charitable contributions towards a new front and bedroom door and upgraded locks may be made …..

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