San Antonio Challenges Austin

The Alamo

The San Antonio city council has decided to challenge Austin for the title of “Biggest Shithole in Texas. The council passed a resolution that makes using the term “Chinese Virus” hate speech.

Davy Crockett at the Alamo

I guess that means Davy Crockett’s last words are totally inappropriate. My understanding is that he was heard to utter: “Fuckin Meskins!”