Nomination for Hero Badge

Chief McManus announces during an impromptu press conference a new partnership between SAPD and the local buzzard population. This partnership came about after SAPD investigated an abandoned one car accident. The vehicle had run off the road, flipped repeatedly and ended up in a pasture. Finding no driver present they quickly wrapped up their investigation.

They were called to return to the scene two days later, Nothing to see hereThe local landowner found the driver, right where he landed after being ejected from the vehicle.  It is likely he did not survive the crash.  It is certain that two days in the bush didn’t do his ass any good either.

It is likely that first responders couldn’t have saved this guy.  However, with a little extra effort, they might have been able to present the family with a better looking corpse.