Can this Relationship Be Saved

DearAbby,

Both my parents were recently sentenced to long prison terms after they hired a hitman to kill my boyfriend. Long story short, the hitman turned out to be a police officer. Now he is laid up in their house with me, drinking their beer, driving their cars, and banging their daughter. He refers to them as the dumb shits and is disrespectful. I try to tell him that anybody can make a mistake, Hitman, narcotics detective they all look the same.

Can this relationship be saved? Parents Hire Hitman to Kill Daughter’s Boyfriend want-him-gone.

Signed,

Love sick

Dear Love Sick,

Your parents aren’t as dumb as they seem. It appears to me that they had good instincts, but failed in the execution. Remember the old saw; you get what you pay for. You can do better.