Been Done Before

Wasn’t this done in Goldilocks and the three bears? First, it was too hot then too cold….ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS

It just occurred to me that I need to explain. Goldilocks was a runaway who resorted to burglary. She victimized the bear family breaking into their den, eating their food and using their facilities. We are talking bears; they are carnivoran mammals of the family Ursidae. They are classified as caniforms, or doglike carnivorans. As opposed to three heavy set, hairy gay guys living together.

60 illegal immigrants locked in a frigid trailer rescued by Border Patrol

Sixty illegal immigrants who were commingled within a tractor holding produce were rescued by Rio Grande Valley Sector Border Patrol Agents on Saturday.

Agents referred a tractor trailer driver to secondary inspection after a dog alerted officials to the people who were laying on and within pallets of broccoli.

The trailer’s doors were secured with a padlock, and the subjects had no means of escape. The trailer’s temperature was 49 degrees Fahrenheit.