South Carolina is fixing to resume executions after a thirteen-year lapse. Opponents of capital punishment objected to the lethal injection procedure, then in place. The state has revamped the execution protocol. Condemned inmates can now choose between firing squad, electric chair or lethal injection.
I have figured out that liberals are upset by the terminology used in conjunction with capital punishment. I have a solution. Rather than using terms like “death penalty”, “execution” and “capital punishment” I think there is a term that will mollify liberals.
From now on the woke term for execution shall be retroactive abortion. How can a liberal object? Abortion is a procedure that liberals hold near and dear to their heart. With the price of electricity, bullets and drugs increasing there could be a cost saving also. All that is needed to carry out the procedure is a wire coat hanger. Beats other alternatives.