There, I Fixed it…

Columbine High School

The school board in Colorado is investigating the possibility of tearing down the Columbine High School because of negative karma or some such shit.
https://dailycaller.com/2019/06/07/taxpayers-columbine-torn-shooters/

In keeping with liberal thought I have a better idea. It won’t cost nearly as much money and doesn’t entail a wrecking ball. Change the name of the school and give it a new street address.