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The Horror!

First Lady, Christmas

Melania Trump is gearing up for the holidays by showing off the newly decorated White House. But after posting a video to Twitter displaying all of the extravagant decor and numerous Christmas trees around the mansion, people can’t help but point out that the administration is celebrating this festive time all while children are being tear-gassed at the U.S.-Mexico border.

The MSM is horrified that Ms. Trump unveiled the White House Christmas decorations while women and children were being tear gassed on the border. How do we make it stop?

I know, I know! Don’t go to places and engage in illegal activities that cause law enforcement to deploy OC or CN grenades. On the plus side, OC is all natural and comes from the capsaicin pepper.

There, I fixed it!