Video Shows Brawl Between Mall Easter Bunny And Shoppers In Jersey City

Different parts of the country have different holiday traditions.  In Jersey City the Easter Bunny comes out at the bell, ready to go a few rounds.

San Antonio had a different tradition, at least for one Easter.  Back when Cadillac still made El Dorado convertibles a San Antonio vice cop managed to get the loan of one, early one Easter Sunday.  Some say he was getting ready to retire and this was his swan song.  Whatever the case may be, early morning hookers spotted the Easter Bunny, impeccably dressed, cruising the Boulevard with the top down and smoking a cigar.

The girls hooted and hollered and the Easter Bunny waved.  I don’t know why they thought it was so unusual, after all everybody knew his cousin the Playboy Bunny was a player. It seems the Easter Bunny was having a party.  So he stopped for each girl and listened to her proposition. Like the old saying goes, first liar hasn’t got a chance. With each addition of a new hooker the propositions became more lewd and imaginative.  When the Easter Bunny couldn’t fit any more hookers in his ride, he pulled into a parking lot where the rest of the boys from the vice squad were waiting.

As it turns out that old vice cop had arrested all of those girls previously. Normally they would not have made mistake but who can resist a sharp dressed man, in a fancy car, letting his bunny freak show?  It worked for Jimmy Stewart and “Harvey”.