Here is the latest crisis, a black rap artist is some kind of poet savant. He can rhyme nigga six different ways and uses mutherfucker as a noun, verb and adjective all in the same sentence. He was arrested in Sweden for assault. The Swedes tossed his ass in jail while the investigation continues.
Here is an example of the lyrics ASAP Rocky would subject this world to, if only he was free.
I thought I’d probably die in prison, expensive taste in women
Ain’t had no pot to piss in, now my kitchen full of dishes
Nose bloody from that sniffin’, your heroin addiction
Trigger finger itchin’ fuck parental supervision
This be that murder business, little Timmy got that semi
I ain’t kidding hide yo kittens, hit yo children with that Smith and
A bunch of ignant little niglets, hard headed, never listen
Purple sippin’, finger twistin’, teeth glisten like it’s Memphis
A bunch of hypocritic Christians, the land of no religion
My Santa Clause was missin, catch you slippin’ then it’s Christmas
Motherfuck a wishlist, my ghetto was ambition
For my benjis and my Bentley, and them bitches now I gets gets
On the road to riches, a diamond rings, designer jeans
Toking on that biscuit til I’m no longer existing
I wonder if they miss me, as long as I make history
Now soul is feeling empty, tell the reaper come and get me
Who said you can’t live forever lied
Of course, I’m living forever I’ll
Forever, I’ll live long
You can’t ever deny
My flaws, I’m living forever I’ll
Forever, I’ll
Live
Riding through your city like that mutherfucka mine
Or toking on that semi, rob a muthafucka blind
License plate say wipe me down, car from 1989
But a nigga sits so pretty call that muthafucka fine
Lost your motherfucking mind, what’s on your mind niggas talking down
Never talk to caops, make him talk to God when I tote that 9, he ain’t talking now
Tell em watch your spine, I mean watch your back
Better guide your track, better not look back
Now stay in line, don’t step on cracks
So you break her back I’m talking bout your mom
Cause there’s killers in my town, making hits, sniffing lines
Out committing crimes, wait for shit to simmer down
Corrupted little minds, 8 and 9, finna shine
On the grind, do you dirty with that shimmy shimmy ya
Where they shoot without a purpose, services and hearses
Kids who ain’t deserve it, can’t survive a thing, you’re worthless
Strangers make me nervous, who’s that peekin’ in my window with a pistol to my curtains?
Who said you can’t live forever lied
Of course, I’m living forever I’ll
Forever, I’ll live long
You can’t ever deny
My flaws, I’m living forever I’ll
Forever, I’ll
Live
Pretty nigga rich, Flacko be the shit
And that bitch, know we poppin’ so she poppin’ on his dick
Nigga RIP to Pimp, can’t forget Little Flip
And I take it out to Memphis so shout out to Triple Six
Who said you can’t live forever lied
Of course, I’m living forever I’ll
Forever, I’ll live long
You can’t ever deny
My flaws, I’m living forever I’ll
Forever, I’ll
Live
ASAP Rocky has been before a judge and the judge has authorized his detention pending the filing of charges. The judge determined that he is a flight risk. His continued detention is in accordance with Swedish law. It’s their country they get to make the rules.
I don’t know Swedish law. Based on the description of the injuries suffered, it sounds like a misdemeanor assault. If ASAP Rocky were to abscond (flee the jurisdiction) there is no way he could be extradited. What would be left would be an unresolved charge and justice not served. A bird in the hand…
Here is a picture of the type of Swedish hell hole where ASAP Rocky is likely confined.
I guess because it’s a slow news day the MSM is proposing a military rescue mission. https://dailycaller.com/2019/07/19/asap-rocky-military-rescue-mission-sweden/
I don’t want to bust ASAP Rocky’s bubble but the real issue behind his incarceration is nobody is making money while he is in jail. Money is going out to support his entourage, musicians and roadies. None is coming in. The horror!
I would find it is embarrassing to be jailed. I’m sure that ASAP Rocky feels the same, just not in the same way. Arlo Guthrie in the song “Alice’s Restaurant” illustrated the dilemma of ASAP Rocky best.
Excerpt from “Alice’s Restaurant” by Arlo Guthrie
And I, I walked over to the, to the bench there, and there is, Group W’s
Where they put you if you may not be moral enough to join in the army after Committing your special crime,and there was all kinds of mean nasty ugly Looking people on the bench there. Mother rapers. Father stabbers. Father Rapers! Father rapers sitting right there on the bench next to me!
And They was mean and nasty and ugly and horrible crime-type guys sitting on the Bench next to me.
And the meanest, ugliest, nastiest one, the meanest Father raper of them all, was coming over to me and he was mean ‘n’ ugly ‘n’ nasty ‘n’ horrible and all kind of things and he sat down next to me And said, “Kid, whad’ya get?”
I said, “I didn’t get nothing, I had to pay $50 and pick up the garbage. ”
He said, “What were you arrested for, kid?
And I said, “Littering.”And they all moved away from me on the bench There, and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things, till I Said, “And creating a nuisance.”
And they all came back, shook my hand, And we had a great time on the bench, talkin about crime, mother stabbing, Father raping, all kinds of groovy things that we was talking about on the Bench.
And everything was fine, we was smoking cigarettes and all kinds of…
Arlo Guthrie, Alice’s Restaurant
Poor old ASAP Rocky, next time he be hanging with the homies, his contribution to the discussion will be meager. While his buds talk about the Farm in Louisiana, or Supermax, or Atlanta and being confined 23 hours a day. ASAP Rocky can regale them with tales of Swedish jailers that forgot to lock the cell, the time the color TV went out, and having to do dishes. Won’t do at all.
As a face saving gesture a hostage rescue will work.
