Liberals shouldn’t be allowed out without a keeper. The latest round of hysteria is devoted to the Chinese Wunan virus (RACIST!). There seems to be some debate as to the method of transmission. Some medical professionals have suggested feces as a potential agent.
Must be a California thing. In Los Angeles, one can purchase a map that shows the location of a variety of homes owned or occupied by stars.
San Francisco has a dearth of stars, so the City fathers had to make do. Here is a map featuring turds. No, it is not a euphemism for stars. It can sometimes be difficult to distinguish between turds and stars. The San Francisco map focuses on turds, as illustrated on the left.
The San Francisco attitude permits people to crap wherever and whenever the mood strikes them. The map charts their progress.
If one has a dog in San Francisco it is a violation to the leave the house with said dog without a “suitable container” for the removal of dog feces. Needless to say there is an additional fine for not picking up after your dog.
Pooper scooper law:
It shall be unlawful for any person owning or having control or custody of any dog to permit the animal to defecate upon the public property of this City or upon the private property of another unless the person immediately remove the feces and properly dispose of it. (Health Code Sec. 40 (a))
It shall be unlawful for any person to walk a dog on public property of this City or upon the private property of another without carrying at all times a suitable container or other suitable instrument for the removal and disposal of dog feces. (Health Code Sec. 40 (b))
Rather than require that individuals take responsibility for their actions, San Francisco has come up with another alternative.