Waynesboro, Virginia, police are investigating the abduction of seven cats. All seven cats were subsequently released unharmed. In each instance, the perpetrator shaved the bellies of the cats. No law or ordinance has been violated, but the police, owners, and cats want it stopped. Virginia-police-investigating-unwanted-shaving-cats. 

The crime spree should be relatively simple to solve. The offender is exhibiting classic signs of the Litella Complex. The culprit is operating on a misunderstanding of partial information which leads to a conclusion wildly at odds with what was intended. This is obviously a sex crime, where the offender is operating under the illusion that a “shaved pussy” is erotic.

Could be worse, he/she could have fixated on a “bald beaver.”