Nomination For a Hero Badge

Earlier this week the FBI (fucking bunch of idiots) raided Mar-a-Lago. in an effort to locate classified documents. The search was exhaustive, to include Melania Trump’s underwear drawer. I have obtained a surveillance photo of the activities of one of the FBI agents during the search of the residence.

FBI Agent at the Mar-a-Lago search warrant.

When confronted with the photo FBI Director Wray offered a reasonable explanation. During the search, the agent’s face mask became inoperative. In the finest traditions of the FBI displaying innovative thinking, the agent quickly improvised and donned a suitable substitute.

Nothing to see here folks, move along.