So, what’s a pervert to do? The ads promise that one can build the girl of his dreams. Blond, brunette, big tits, perky tits, petite or voluptuous, like a Chinese menu, pick from column “A”, then column “B”. The company promises to ship the completed product in a plain brown wrapper. Oh, the times to be had!

https://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/article/houston-sex-doll-body-found-18153853.php

What happens when the doll doesn’t live up to the hype? How does one deal with a sex doll that turns out to be frigid? How to deal with rejection when the pervert finds out there are some things even a sex doll won’t do? What to do when the pervert no longer wants to stare at the girl of his dreams across the breakfast table?

The closet may seem like a viable option. Chances are that at some time you are going to need the space. The there is always the possibility that your mother will find out what is behind door #1.

There is this time-tested method that may work. That works for transport but doesn’t address the issue of disposal.

Disposal via public means is problematic.

I guess it should turn out as no surprise that there is a website offering advice.
https://www.siliconwives.com/blogs/news/how-to-dispose-of-your-sex-doll

Among the methods the website recommends is send it to the recycler. The problem here is that most municipal recycling centers require identification. It is virtuous to accept offerings from residents, from non-residents not so much. Chances are a helpful attendant will offer to view the contribution to ensure it ends up in the proper bin. If anonymity is a priority, recycling is out.

The problem is that for most people, boffing a sex doll is solitary endeavor. It is likely that a mild-mannered pervert who is invited to an orgy will attend alone. The next suggestion the website offers is to sell your sex doll. Like a car the value between brand new and slightly used declines significantly. It works for car sales. Even perverts like a bargain.

FOR SALE
Slightly used 2023 model sex doll.
Perky boobs, deluxe vagina. Low Milage.

Probably something that wouldn’t fly in the local classifieds. It could work in a forum dedicated to perverts.

Given today’s climate, leaving the silicon beauty under the bed or in the closet is no longer an option. Once the alphabet soup of assorted perverts, deviates and opportunists can wind of the possibilities a mild-mannered pervert is doomed. What follows will be prosecutions and lawsuits for rape, sexual harassment, palimony, alimony and monys that haven’t even been conceived yet.