Just One?

 

Country music star relates that he was playing in a club in Las Vegas when the sniping attack went down. He was approached by an off-duty police officer. The officer presented his identification and asked if he could borrow the singer’s handgun to guard the room until the emergency was over. Country-music-star-describes-arming-police-officer-during-Las-Vegas-shooting/

I can’t help but wonder what Ted Nugent’s response would be, probably something along these lines:

Cop: Can I borrow your gun to protect the room?

Nugent: Element or squad?

Cop: Ah element.

Nugent: Pistol, Shotgun or Rifle, or one of each?