Previous reports that Celebrated Texas Rangers Clench Reeves and Rancid P Stange had recovered Tom Brady’s game jersey and returned it to New England have proven to be incorrect.
Rangers Strange and Reeves recovered a #12 Patriots Jersey in East Texas and brought it to the New England facility, in an epic attempt to catch up with the team truck. It turns out that jersey was unworn and did not contain any of Brady’s DNA. Strange was quoted as saying,” They got a strange way of doing things around here. To accept a lab report instead of the word of Two Texas Rangers well it just ain’t heard of in Texas.
Houston-police-value-tom-Brady’s-missing-super-bowl-jersey-and-its-not-cheap. HPD values the jersey at $500K. Theft of that amount is a first-degree felony and could result in a life sentence upon conviction.
HPD has created a Task Force to investigate the theft. Meanwhile Rangers Strange and Reeves say they won’t sleep until the jersey is returned to its rightful owner.
Three legendary law enforcement agencies, the Texas Rangers, Houston PD and Massachusetts State Police, one legendary Jersey, the story continues.