Joe Poopy Pants claimed that he would never pardon his crack addled son Hunter. That was then, this is now. Hunter received a pardon for all crimes he committed both real and imagined. This occurred over the Thanksgiving Holiday. I have a theory.

I’m guessing that Hunter attended Thanksgiving dinner at the White House. At the conclusion of the meal Hunter ripped off a loud raucous fart. To make his faux pas all better he exclaimed, “Pardon me!”

So, Joe did.

Given the players involved in this affair it could have happened this way.

Is it a lie if Joe Poopy Pants can’t remember stating that he would never pardon Hunter?