In The News…

A gunman shot up three massage parlors in the Atlanta, Georgia metro area. He killed eight people. Police do not have a motive in the shootings.

I’m going to take a slightly wild assed guess. The shooter (pictured below) was unhappy because he couldn’t get laid even with a $100 bill clutched in his sweaty palm.

Atlanta massage parlor shooter

I would think the motive was obvious. The victims apparently rubbed the shooter the wrong way. Cop humor, it’s an acquired taste.