Girls With Guns

I admit it, I can be an asshole sometimes most times. I am against the manufacture of Spandex in extra large sizes. I guess I’m going to have to add body armor and tactical uniforms in extra large women’s sizes. Before you start screaming sexist consider examples of 300 pounds.

The Rock, purported to be 300 pounds
300 pounds no rock

Okay, I know what you are thinking. She could provide cover and concealment to an entire SWAT team. I’m just trying to be consistent. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson would look ridiculous in a mu-mu, just as old Bertha would look ridiculous in tactical regalia.