I admit it, I can be an asshole sometimes most times. I am against the manufacture of Spandex in extra large sizes. I guess I’m going to have to add body armor and tactical uniforms in extra large women’s sizes. Before you start screaming sexist consider examples of 300 pounds.

Okay, I know what you are thinking. She could provide cover and concealment to an entire SWAT team. I’m just trying to be consistent. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson would look ridiculous in a mu-mu, just as old Bertha would look ridiculous in tactical regalia.