This guy is the latest democrat to announce his candidacy for the 2020 Presidential Election. He is one of the most qualified candidates the democrats have ever fielded.
Hansel Marion DeBartolo III has legally changed his name to Sexy Vegan. As the picture shows, his new name is tattooed on his face. He has been known to dye his hair blue and walk around in just a speedo. This demonstrates his commitment to diversity.
He was recently arrested for sexually abusing his dog, a pit bull. He also videotaped the incident. This action establishes his creative nature.
DeBartolo once appeared on the Dr Phil show. His segment was cut short due to his behavior. It was too bizarre, even for Dr. Phil. This guy can give the so called Squad a run for their money. Toothy McBigTits appears downright reasonable next to him.
Vote Early, Vote Often, Sexy Vegan is Your Dog’s Best Friend
