Only in a Blue State
According to this democrat hack, the party faithful are unable to distinguish between a toilet and a mailbox. Keeping with that theme, this political commentary becomes a felony.
According to democrats, Not a Felony
I started in law enforcement before the advent of 9-1-1. The city where I worked was democratically controlled. With the implementation of the 9-1-1 system the street cops would tell people to call 911 (Nine Eleven) in a emergency. This was in keeping with the inside joke that the 911 painted on the rear quarter panel turned our Chevys into Porsches.
It wasn’t long before we were told to refer to the emergency number as 9-1-1. The reason being that our citizens couldn’t find eleven on their telephones.