Fake News?

Orangutan prostitute

This article appeared in the US version of the Sun. So it must be true. Had it appeared in the New York Times there would be room for doubt. According to the Sun, the monkey was held captive at an undisclosed location and forced to service clients.


Other sources claim the monkey was BJ Bill Clinton’s latest conquest. Others say it was found locked up in democratic part headquarters. I have my doubts. Why a monkey?