Everything in Moderation

Former Porn star Ron Jeremy

I guess that old saw about “everything in moderation” is all inclusive. Ron Jeremy and I are the same age. I admit that I look like hell. Even so, I look better that Ron Jeremy. Maybe because I didn’t over indulge.

Ron Jeremy was a porn star who, “Got more ass than a toilet seat.” Look at him now. I always figured it was marriage that caused men to die before their wives. Looking at Jeremy, it could be the vertical smile.

There is one other explanation.

Gen. Jack D Ripper
Dr. Strangelove

Ron Jeremy’s expenditure of precious bodily fluids is well documented in his many movies.

Come to think of it, BJ Bill and Ron Jeremy kinda share the same hollow eyed dissipated look. Probably doesn’t mean anything.