If a guy has a constitutional right to marry another guy, then he has the same right to marry a chain-link fence. If only Eliodoro Estala had tied the knot, he might have avoided trouble with the law:

This happened in Austin. Given attitudes in that City, I can’t figure out what he did wrong. Sees to me he had all the boxes checked to be successful in Austin, sexual deviant, illegal alien, and substance abuser.

What was it Benjamin Franklin said about good neighbors and fences?